In what can only be described as a modern-day odyssey, local resident Chad Thompson embarked on an adventurous journey through San Francisco’s western neighborhoods that would make Homer proud – if Homer had serious cravings for both cannabis and tacos.
The tale begins in the Outer Sunset, where our protagonist realized his snack supplies had dwindled to nothing but a single stale fortune cookie. After visiting Hyrba, his favorite local dispensary, Chad’s quest for the perfect munchies took him through a maze of fog-wrapped streets that would challenge even the most seasoned San Francisco navigator.
The Great Western Migration
Starting from the Outer Sunset, Chad’s expedition included several notable checkpoints:
• A misty venture through the Inner Sunset, where he briefly contemplated the meaning of life while staring at the Buffalo Paddock in Golden Gate Park
• An unexpected detour into the Parkside neighborhood, where he swears the houses were “doing that melty thing”
• A legendary trek through the Richmond District, where the smell of dim sum nearly derailed his entire mission
“I just wanted some chips, man,” Chad later explained to a group of equally enlightened individuals outside a corner store. “But somehow I ended up learning the entire history of San Francisco through random conversations with people walking their dogs.”
Local Wisdom
The misty microclimate of these western San Francisco neighborhoods added an extra layer of mystery to Chad’s quest. At one point, he reportedly spent 20 minutes having a deep conversation with what he thought was a wise elderly person, only to realize it was a particularly philosophical-looking fire hydrant in the Outer Richmond.
The journey, which started as a simple dispensary run in search of pre-rolls and snacks, transformed into what Chad now calls his “spiritual awakening through the fog.” Local residents reported seeing him wandering the streets, occasionally stopping to pet cats and pondering the architectural significance of every sunset-colored house he passed.
When finally asked about the purpose of his four-hour neighborhood tour, Chad simply smiled and said, “Sometimes you have to get lost to find yourself… and also to find out which corner store has the best selection of gummy bears.”
The legend of Chad’s journey continues to inspire others in the neighborhood, proving that sometimes the best adventures start with a simple search for a dispensary near you – just remember to bring a jacket, because Karl the Fog doesn’t care about your munchies mission.